my mom knows that something’s wrong with me and she asks about it. And I just have to say “I’m feeling poopy” and she lists off ways that I could feel like crap and I tell her it’s a mix of everything and she knows exactly what and who I’m talking about and just shrugs about it. I know she doesn’t want to talk to me about my girlfriend and I’m ok with that because I don’t really want to talk to my mom about my girlfriend ether.
We barely make it past our one month and I’ve already messed something up. And if I didn’t I sure feel like I did. And now I’m getting the “cold shoulder” all day when I was going to spend the day with her so now I completely feel like poop. I’m sorry that I don’t text constantly, I’m sorry I was tired when I got out if work and went home, I’m sorry that you where gone all weekend, I’m sorry that your still in school and I usually work at 3, and I’m sorry if you feel like I’m not doing enough… If you have some kind of feeling that involves me, you should tell me… Most of all I’m sorry that I missed your pretty face by a few seconds when I left work. But what ever, it’s the past. We can’t dwell on what we missed or the negative things ‘cuz that’s only gonna bring us down
I hate that I know I disappoint her
is still being a bitch. she pisses me off about everything!! my new shirt “clings in the wrong places” but then again she says that all of my shirts do. And now this morning, I only have two pairs of shoes at the door because I’m respectful and don’t wear my shoes in the house… one pair are my work shoes and the other are my flip flops… what does my mom do? complains to me about how there are so many pairs of shoes at the door… that are all hers. My dad had 2 pair, my brother had one… I had 2… and she had like 5. She eventually just throws the shoes in the closet but that doesn’t work for me because then I lose my flip flops… like really… I only wear 2 pairs of shoes can you just NOT throw them in the closet? I understand that you where getting frustrated about tripping over you’re own shoes but leave me flip flops out of it!
sorry I needed to vent about that… it makes me mad when I get home and can’t find my only surviving pair of flip flops.
And your hand is angry like:
Dratini (Pokemon cocktail)
Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz gin (Bombay Sapphire Gin used)
1 1/2 oz Hpnotiq
splash of blue curacaoDirections: For this variation of martini, mix and stir in the ingredients over ice, then strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Place a dollop of whipped cream on the side of the glass as a garnish.
“It is called the “Mirage Pokémon” because so few have seen it.” -Pokedex entry for Dratini
Drink created and photographed by The Drunken Moogle.
