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kushandwizdom:

Teen quotes

kushandwizdom:

Teen quotes

kushandwizdom:

Words of Emotion

kushandwizdom:

Words of Emotion

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(Source: durianseeds)

anonimouspoet:

Find someone who understands your silence.

jimpovolo:

a moment of silence please because today is the day lily, james and harry potter crashed their car into a crocodile which ate harrys parents and then took out a knife and gave him a lightning bolt scar. This is such a tragic day for eveyone around the world

(Source: radticulum)

(Source: sexorcism.tk)

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

At gunpoint everybody loves you!!

(Source: keeganallennews)

woodpleaser:

when girls orgasm they be grabbin at shit that aint there kickin lamps over throwing pillows their eyes roll back and they recite ancient spells in the language of long lost civilizations

thats why I never satisfy women sexually its scary and I’m not here for it

(Source: cyberlocc)

Being married someday is going to be so cool. like you get to come home to your best friend every single day and just do life together.

- unknown (via amortizing)

allthedrarryfeels:

darning-socks:

"Why are you crying?"

"I just— love reading s-so much—"

who decided it was ok to do this

sp1rit:

awwww-cute:

The cutest Hobbit in the Shire

I WANT TO CRY THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

sp1rit:

awwww-cute:

The cutest Hobbit in the Shire

I WANT TO CRY THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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(Source: skypestripper)